hello people. im just going to update about yesterday.
friday, 25 may 2007well it certainly turned out to be MEMORABLE.
ok so this is a list of bad stuff that happened to syahirah and i ytd. which is basically all the stuff that happened to us so far.
THE 25 THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO TWO PATHETIC PEOPLE ON THE 25TH OF MAY:
1. home econs; sya didnt bring, joanne didnt return me.
2. malay presentation(sya that is).
3. el storybooks thing.
4. no food to eat.
5. embarassed ourselves by giving chacha form to mrs choo
6. math and ying yong wen not done.
- finally finished our hw - [only good part because we laughed alot and had fun(: ]
7. walked down then go up because of locker.
8. walk out of school for nothing.
9. called transcab, got through, made me wait super loong, THEN they said none available.
10. walked back to school.
11. try to hide from cab when jieshi said could fetch us.
12. cab came and i told him we want to cancel. felt guilty
13. had to stand there and cancel. felt soo dumb when we realised it was soo easy to call comfort and cancel instead. ergh
14. SHF WAS CLOSED!! found out when we erm..persuaded.. jieshi to call
15. jieshi cant fetch us to bishan library.
- sya called a cab, it came, went to bishan library safe and sound. reached there, both of us hadnt had lunch yet.. -
16. went into 7eleven 3x!!
17. bought cup noodles but couldnt dispense the hot water. then when the guy told us how. felt dumb. also, dropped my chopsticks. had to get chopsticks
18. looked like beggars when sitting at bishan int and eating cup noodles & sandwiches.
19. syahirah's sandwich was disgusting. my fault cos i told her it was nice. at least, i thought it LOOKED nice. well. looks are deceiving.
- entered bishan library -
20. sya cant find the books she wanted. somemore she argued that only bishan had her books. hmph :(
21. borrowing amount only doubles on 26 may.
- we had heavy plastic bags, so desperately needed a taxi because it was already 8+ , so had to find an atm where sya could withdraw $ for the cab ride home. because due to the events that happened so far, not enough $ to pay for cab would just nicely fit into the list -
22. actually walked out of shopping centre after reading this 'atm ahead' sign.
23. went up escalator then down again, after like, a few seconds. stupid!
24. tries to cheat to get a cab by standing quite far off from taxi stand. didnt work as all cabs were stopping AT taxi stand
25. were in the queue when we realised there was a POSB atm staring at us opposite at the bus interchange
- went sya's house, then mine. total cab fare= $13.00 -
so thats our day. really eventful. and so, while we were waiting for our turn to get a cab, since there was 6 groups of people in front, we cocked up a WORSTCASESCENARIO.
felt much better after that(:
FAKE LIST OF WORST DAY EVER WITTILY THOUGHT UP BY ABOVE-MENTIONED:' / ' means different situations by me and sya. so it would mean what happened to sya / what happened to sher1. Bad hair day! :(((
2. It was raining, and you forgot to bring your umbrella, so you were drenched to the bone.
3. Late for school, due to the lack of umbrella. AND you didn't eat breakfast because you woke up late.
4. You got booked because you had no valid reason, because it was raining in your home area, but it wasn't in the school's area.
5. You had no storybook to read in the morning since you were late for school, forgot to bring it, and couldn't borrow. Which brings you back to square 1: because you were late.
6. Your dear friends ask you if you've done your homework, which you now know you haven't completed.
7. Because you slept late the night before, you were extremely exhausted and fell asleep during Geography lesson.
8. Mrs Franklin scolds you.
9. The entire class is mad at you because she her scolding consists of never-ending nagging.
10. You have jogging (that's ALWAYS a bad thing)
11. Your class is the last class to be dismissed, even though you guys are the first few to go for jogging.
12. Mr chan asks you to buy watermelon juice for him [private joke btween us(: ]
13. You had to stay in class during recess to complete your undone homework. Therefore, you couldn't go down to the canteen and eat with your friends.
14. Malay/Chinese presentation. Badly presented. :(
15. You broke a test tube during Science lab lesson.
16. Sorting out the allocation of English storybooks took ages.
17. You forgot to bring your band tee!
18. You didn't have any food to eat as all your stalls were closed/no food because you came down for lunch so late.
19. Part is taken away/you're sent out of the bandroom.
20. Ms Sia scolded you. Sigh..
21. You're given your June band schedule and realise that you have to come back to school for band 18 times during the June holidays.
22. Angeline/Celeste deserted you, as they had rides home after band, so you had to go home alone.
23. Since you still didn't have your umbrella and didn't have anyone to borrow one from, you got soaked AGAIN as it was raining cats and dogs.
24. You fell down and broke your leg in the rain.
25. After limping and finally arriving at the busstop, you board your bus. And guess what? Your bus broke down. Man, you're really unlucky...
26. You reach home at 9 plus and are scolded by your mum. She grounds because she doesn't believe the events that have befallen you that have delayed your arrival.
27. You have no water to shower as the water supply has been cut off.
28. You have no food to eat again. Your mum tells you that you can't have dinner because you got home so late.
29. You decide to go brush your teeth, but find that your toothbrush has already found a companion for the night, and it's not your teeth. It's.... a cockroach.
30. You watch a horror movie, thinking it'll help you get your mind off your horrid day. Instead, you get nightmares later on when you sleep.
31. You wet your bed due to the nightmares.
32. Then, you are forced to clean up the dirty bedsheets yourself as your mum refuses to do so, because she's too tired.
33. You go to the bathroom to wash your hands, but find that the water supply has been cut off AGAIN, so you are forced to sleep with soapy, urinated hands.
34. You wake up screaming because you smell of soap and urine.
haha. we just made this person not have food for breakfast, recess, lunch and dinner :DDD
just love to make others suffer. dont ya?
and just for a hint, my soon-to-be targets are
FLABBYASS and
ASS-HOLE.
ok watch out xD
